The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.. ..err... in the stars. Sure. The stars say we should get pizza pizza.

The wife who is married to a mime marvels at her husbands ability to order a pizza at Little Caesars. Then the son appears, and like any offspring he's 50% mom 50% dad. Because mimes man, they have an entire MIME tag to themselves. Mimes in adland, the over-used gag. Mimes are the advertising worlds go-to weird thing. 50% mime is 100% weirder. This is ad-math, trust me, it makes sense. We think 2+2=5.

This is like the opening line of a strange joke. A tuna, a musician and a guitar maker walk into a bar... get together. Followfish, an environmentally conscious fish company that want to highlight the sustainability of their new tinned tuna had a great idea. They recycled the tin. By building a tuna ukulele out of it.

And what a great tuna ukulele it is.

Carl's Jr / Hardee's finally abandon the scantily clad ladies who spill food all over themselves tactic. The lovely lady in this ad kneads, flips, pokes and bakes the droolworthy biscuits. Who needs sexy when you have buns like that? :P

"Mellow Mushroom is a pizza place with a laid-back Hippie mentality and a rather stoned-looking mushroom for a mascot. As they grew to 130 stores in over 100 US cities, they wanted to get more followers on Twitter. So we told people if you follow us, we’ll follow you. We didn’t mention we’d be doing it in real life. For real. In the company’s creepy mushroom costumes."

"Mellow Mushroom is a pizza place with a laid-back Hippie mentality and a rather stoned-looking mushroom for a mascot. As they grew to 130 stores in over 100 US cities, they wanted to get more followers on Twitter. So we told people if you follow us, we’ll follow you. We didn’t mention we’d be doing it in real life. For real. In the company’s creepy mushroom costumes."

Like, omg guys. Woah.

Angry birds have invaded China by way of McDonald's. A special location-based campaign created by TBWA\ Shanghai in collaboration with Rovio allows game-players who visit McDonald's to unlock special hidden game modes and get free Power-Ups. Oh Finland, once you sold tyres all over the world, then cutting edge cellphones, and now you're the king of smart-phone games.

The location-based campaign is available to the millions of Angry Birds fans on iOS devices in China and serves as an invitation to others to join in and download the game.

Capitalizing on the 500 million viewed "Charlie bit my finger", Ragú - by way of ad agency, Barton F. Graf 9000, finds that this is exactly what they mean with the "Long Day of Childhood" campaign. Why not do a 50 second "documentary" on the brothers? I doubt that will reach 500 million Charlie-fans type of views, Ragú Parents bedroom had a better shot at that, and even the low-key quick ads like "Sleepover" are proving quite popular.

Albert Heijn launched a Facebook app with an animation of two sustainable products battling for the most Facebook likes. Fans can vote by liking their favourite product. The sustainable product that receives the most likes will get a 50% discount in stores the week after. You can vote here. I'd vote for the fish, if only because the pun-joke about the rod spoke to my love of idiotic puns. Like "Boodschappen met een boodschap". Seems I'm not the only one as the fish is currently leading with a thousand odd likes.

Snoop is no stranger to shilling a song or his likeness for a buck. He wrote love/lust songs to Sookie in True Blood, he's been Lee Iacocca 's golf buddy for Chrysler Jeep Dodge, and appeared everywhere, from the Star wars Cantina to falling through ceilings for XM Satellite radio over ten years ago. But now he's shilling hot pockets and I dunno. *tap taps on glass* Hmm. I think my irony-meter just died. Needle won't move from top spot.

The escape pod remembers what it was like being an elementary schooler. That moment sitting down for lunch wondering what is packed. The suspense.... It ain't easy being a kid. Unless you have an epic treehouse.

It's election year! This means that a whole bunch of brands will dust off the election-idea and make a campaign based on some sort of choice. Boston Market want you to vote for either chicken or turkey in the http://www.marketbowlpoll.com. You have a favorite fowl protein, make your vote count. Once you've cast your vote it'll tweet out an automatic message for you too.

Or I dunno, all I hear is gobble gobble gobble.

Tuning in to the debate tonight? Left Wing or Right Wing? marketbowlpoll.com #marketbowlpoll

100 years ago, Canadians knew exactly where their food came from. That's because they bought it straight from the fishermen. Ah, fishermen, my heroes, I get seasick just looking at that fishing boat, but I'll eat anything you catch mate.

Sobeys invites you to learn exactly where your fish comes from. Learn about your fisherman.

"There’s more to these fishermen than hip waders and Sou’Westers. What you don’t know about them will surprise you.

Our commitment to top-quality seafood begins with the very people who reel it in every day. We’re proud to introduce the crew of one of our seafaring seafood suppliers in our new video “All on the Line,” filmed off the coast of West Pubnico, Nova Scotia.

When Leo Burnett created a cast of animal characters to promote the healthy additions to McDonald’s iconic Happy Meals, they knew exactly who could bring the menagerie to life on screen: the design and animation experts at DUCK.

A township love story plays out in this ad directed by Egg Films' Terence Neale. A wire-frame car artist has his sight set on the pretty girl but nothing he creates seems to get her attention. Until he takes a deep breath and makes his master move.

Cow & Gate know that they and you parents loves to see the wee little babies grow into their wee little persons, and created this little supergroup to homage those moments. Setting a bunch of toddles and babies loose in a music studio bring charmingly hilarious footage of sudden crying reactions at the noise a piano makes, but also all of a sudden, harmony and "Come on Eileen". Sure, a song about teenage raging horny is suitable here, why not. It is after all how babies are made.

Lets have the Finnish gais explain:

In the "meat-packing district" area of Helsinki, in an old slaughterhouse renamed Kellohalli opened as a restaurant. Kellohalli has a different approach to food. Food is seen as fuel, a stimulant, a topic. Food can be anything, even a way to express feelings.
The Helsinki World Design Capital 2012 wanted to highlight Kellohalli as one of its main events. We did four posters to communicate the essence of Kellohalli.

In other words, food is sex. Dirty. Messy. A mashup. Gross. And oh so yum. Yikes. Pork Chops. Chicken legs. Cucumbers. If your mind went dirty places at those words, you need to visit Kellohalli. Also: OMG YOU PERV. Call me.