They lose big points for the old "dumb guy" cliché. As well as the old "food is so tempting I see nothing else." Seriously. that's so old it's got hieroglyphics all over it.

However "I want to dip you in tartar sauce and eat you with a side of hush puppies," is a nice bit of perversion. So there's that.

The Colonie’s Tom Pastorelle has edited four spots for McDonald’s and Leo Burnett Chicago, promoting McDonald’s latest Happy Meal food choices and toy products. The spots were produced by Creative Film Management with Director Thor Freudenthal and Producer Kelly Amato. Distraction is narrated by Power Rangers Samurais who watch two boys enjoying Chicken McNuggets at McDonald’s—and then introduce themselves as the latest Happy Meal toys.