"Five. Five dollar. Five dollar Foot Loooooong." Oh sorry, wrong song.

I meant: "Toast it up. toast it down. Free toasted cookies are in my town."

This weird melody taps the same strange new wave bedroom recording vein as that other jingle for Quiznos National Cookie Day, courtesy of Kansas City based Barkley.

Now, stop me if I'm just being pervy but how in the heck did they sell the scene where the guy is literally stuffing a cookie into the girl's mouth? I doff my hat to thee, perverts!