Remember make it with a fireman last year? The one with the French speaking kitten? Oui, that one. Here's the follow up, with beach setting and puppies and suggestive innuendo making it even more Brawny ca 2003, Old Spice 2010 and OH HEY The Zesty Guy right now! More on that in another post.

Since their 2009 nude body paint safety video called "Nothing To Hide" Air New Zealand has been having fun with their safety vids. This time they partnered with WETA Workshop on a brand new Hobbit video. Even Sir Peter Jackson is in it. Never shy of cheeky innuendo, blowing on the mouthpiece is now an official pick-up line.

It's not all random, if you visit HobbitMovie on Air New Zealand's site, you can find and unlock the Elvish code for a chance to win one of six passes to the World Premiere Screening of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey in New Zealand on the 28th of November 2012.

"Hello. I'm here to snake your drain...." oy, these pornos have such wooden lines. I mean, huh? Wait, this is an ad!

Double Impact means doubly porny thoughts, and a fairly hilarious snap back to reality moment for the fantasizing lady in question. See also the 30 second version.

For the last time people, you can't sell everything with sex. But as soon as DP is mentioned, well, the creatives go a little porny. Same thing happened to Dr Pepper.

See also the 60 second version. It's got an even pornier door opening scene.

Singing his love for good ham. Hamming it up. I'm out of puns.

Crispin Porter + Bogusky and the carrot industry has launched a $25 million campaign shilling baby carrots like they're junk food. Or chocolate, with all the innuendo one can muster. Because baby carrots are.... sexy?

See also, Baby Carrots Extreme and Futuristic

Gillette are trying the old innuendo trick - like in the Axe cleans your balls - here they interview women about shaving.... What exactly? Oh, see that's what they want you to think. I predict no Cannes win for this one.

Old Spice is at it again, now with extra manly moustache surprise. Because it might be like kissing a wet toothbrush, but we still like them, guys. Look at the way he says "all over this". If you don't get it, don't call me. Ever.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the innuendo-queen of the universe! That quip is going to give me nightmares.

It seems that Mr and Mrs Brodie have found the one thing that they can both agree on. A few daring race-cars stunts later, he's all happy sighs.

In Mr and Mrs Hunters case, she's not speaking to him unless she needs to correct him that he's not "obnoxious" but "oblivious". Luckily for Mr Hunter, he's come prepared for make-up sex and out come the opera singers.

Evenings are her favorite time of day.

Ode to the afternoon.

Ode to the morning, her favorite time of day. Afternoons are nice, evenings are okay, but mornings are her favorite time of day.

Yes, that is Jamie Pressley cleaning balls in a mock infomercial.

Edit: Cannes winner 2010, congrats!

There's a bit of innuendo going here, what with the oven saying: "Put it in me" and all. Not doing that again, I burned. "We both enjoyed that"... ah, okaaay.

What do you do when you meet a lovely lady just after the rain? You'll never guess what he uses the condom for....

The new Brawny man is not afraid to be romantic, but he sure looks worried.

Farah Fawcett does her best to convince us that "great balls of comfort" is hot.