"So you just assumed I'm some weird pickler-guy"

Nope, but I do need to have soy flax seeds explained to me. What is that? Aaaah, a joke. We can't buy those at my local co-op.

Smuggler's Guy Scherlmerdine via BBH London presents a family debating over who has the busiest day ahead of them. The baby wins by a mile.

The missus and her alter ego sneaky sassy subtext are cooking and looking good while doing it. So hey, all you need is sausage to get danceclasses? These are euphemisms, right? Right?

Ace sells hardware and stuff by way of showing when it's useful, for example when the husband tries to sneak out for a night of bowling... The door gives him away and now he's in the market for an extra bed as he'll be in the dog house for a while.

Timothy the robot "will become part of your family" states his shipping note, and indeed he does. He plays with the kids, serves drinks to the neighbors at the BBQ, hogs the best seat in the house while watching TV and generally attracts the ire of dad, who feels rejected by his own family. Dad realizes that Timothy is indeed "just a robot" and as such, he can never taste the joy that is Campofrio ham. Revenge is best served cold, straight out of the pack and in thin slices.

McCann Worldgroup Bangkok discover that Dentyne Ice can get rid of that giant squid in the room.

Canal+ are back. Forget March of the Emperor. This guy has his story down pat. He should be in advertising.

"My husband and I were watching too much sports..."

Absolute's CD/Lead Flame Artist Dirk Greene and his team of VFX artists get binary in the latest :30 spot for investment firm ING, courtesy of Sandwick@Crossroads and BBDO Atlanta.

In Armor a conscientious investor carries his "number" around with him like a brief case. The digit, a combination of CG and live action prop, represents the amount of money our investor needs to save in order to retire comfortably. As our man goes about his day his number is fumbled, run over by a truck, set on fire at a restaurant and chased by dogs.

Thankfully his number is protected with ING. ING has been helping people find the best ways to protect their retirement investments for decades. It's your future, made easier thanks to ING.

Man is hungry for snack. Man finds butter.

Agency: Goodby Silverstein & Partners, San Francisco

Gonna comb that grey right out of my hair.....