Jen & Saffron go shopping. Or rather, one dances the other rollerskates around in ass-hugging leather shorts and smashes heads in with a cricket bat. Then the ladies have a bit of a snog because after all the gratuitus ass-shots and brain splattering zombie-kills in slow-mo, we need a little lesbian action to file all of this in bank. Leather-shorts gal is bad-ass (with a nice ass) while white-shirt girl is happy hippie dancer. Aaah, to be young again.
Oh right, from this you're supposed to grok: Don't get trapped. Don't be locked in. Stay Living.
"Get petrol for the generator", and that's how this crash course in how to get gas during the zombie apocalypse begins. Step one, record a crying baby on a boombox. Step two, fit out your bike with chainsaws on the side. Step three, grow massive balls. Oh, wait, everyone who survives the zombie apocalypse already has that, clearly.
Just like the first Boost Mobile - Stay Living / Zombie apocalypse, this ends with the cry for freedom. Don't get trapped. Don't be locked in. Stay Living.
It's like an epic Zombie apocalypse movie trailer. Hey, have you noticed that zombies have taken over the role mimes used to have in Adland? All hail Romero, I wonder how perplexed he feels about zombies used to sell stuff. Speaking of selling, after you've been thoroughly entertained by the zombie-splatter in this ad you might wonder what it is selling. Cell-phone service. You see, when the zombie apocalypse happens, Boost Mobile is still going to be around. They're manning the antennas & HQ with robots I presume.
Or as they say:
Don't get trapped. Don't be locked in. Stay Living
Well OK then. Still, everyone who wishes this was areal teaser for a future TV series raise their cellphones. Yep yep.
The undead. CPR makes you undead. On this pun and a whole lot of Zombie-trend right now, the Heart & Stroke Foundation of Ontario show what to do if you witness someone suffering a cardiac arrest. Step one, call 911. Step two, put your hands together and push on their chest like a crazy zombie-lady. It's not quite as catchy as British Heart Foundation - Staying Alive with Vinnie Jones, and it's three minutes long. Oh and for good measure, there's a twitter hashtag thrown in. #TheUndeading The Halloween-timing kinda saves. But only kinda.
A new commercial for Universal Studios’ Halloween Horror Nights is meant to spur viewers to run for their lives…and straight into the amusement park. A Common Thread produced the spot for Los Angeles agency David & Goliath, delivering a chilling piece of filmmaking that plays like a 30-second horror flick.
This creepy PSA shows what children may see when their parents are drunks.
Makes you shudder.
Mad clowns, zombies, drunk santa, creepy as fuck rabbit. The scariest one is the little kid being strapped in to his car-seat by a masked man. You can feel his fear.
Scenes from battles between Londoners and zombies are frozen in time, and slowly revealed in this epic promo for Ubisofts ZombiU. While goosebumps travel up my spine, I feel the sudden urge to shoot at everything before I too succumb to the black Zombie-virus. BrrRrrrRRr!
The Zombie is having one of those mornings.
Summer's come, spring is gone, life goes on and and on and I'm just bored to tears.
If I could find a little space to paint a smile upon my face and hide the years
If winter comes and I'm around to see the snow upon the ground
What can I do
When I don't have the will to fight the coldness of the summer nights are the darkest blue
If you hold my hand
Things won't be the same
If you hold my hand
Things are about to change
Directed by Eran Creevy via Between The Eyes, London and Sleeper USA.
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