Dr Pepper marketing #fail - "I ❤ DP" shirts on street team

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Posted by dabitch on 10. June 2011 - 13:16

"So they were giving out free Dr. Peppers…" is the only info we get with this shot of the poor lad and lass standing around New York city wearing "I ❤ DP" t-shirts. Oh rly? Have you told your parents this?

For those not in on the funny, dp is short for double penetration. The Copy Wanker strikes again.

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Submitted by dabitch on 10. June 2011 - 14:49.
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Hehehe, seems everyone is amused by this. Dr Pepper should sell these T-shirts.

Submitted by Martiz (not verified) on 10. June 2011 - 16:02.
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You are so funny! Great post :)

Submitted by AnonymousCoward (not verified) on 10. June 2011 - 17:10.
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Make 7
Up Yours

Submitted by PetertheWolf (not verified) on 10. June 2011 - 17:31.
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I want one of these shirts. This is brilliant.

Submitted by dabitch on 10. June 2011 - 18:09.
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They should do a limited edition collection of these t-shirts, they'd sell like mad in all the known hipster locations.

Submitted by trae on 10. June 2011 - 18:36.
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"Milton Glaser on line one..."

Submitted by dabitch on 10. June 2011 - 20:37.
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Hey, y'all, you who want the "I heart DP" shirts should head on over to http://www.iheartdp.com/ and ask that guy to wrestle up a few more.

Just don't tell him what it means to you, this is the sites opening screengrab.

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Submitted by trae on 10. June 2011 - 20:52.
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That's even better than the picture of my cousin as a tot, in his diaper, with a beer and a pipe.

OK. Maybe not.

Submitted by AnonymousCoward (not verified) on 11. June 2011 - 6:24.
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Guess what, DP knows this...

welcome to guerilla/viral marketing suckers.

Submitted by AnonymousCoward (not verified) on 11. June 2011 - 7:40.
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Her, what about the guy?

Submitted by dabitch on 11. June 2011 - 10:54.
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Of course someone knew. Remember Terry Tate office linebacker? The guy named Felcher? The copy wanker has been at this for a while. We should design a super-hero suit for him. (Thanks Alec for reminding me)

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Submitted by PetertheWolf (not verified) on 11. June 2011 - 11:17.
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This is very much in the vein of "Make 7 ---- Up yours". The question is, does she?

Submitted by kamari on 11. June 2011 - 11:22.
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No, it's not like the 7 up yours. That was a commercial where everyone understood, except the guy wearing the shirt. Here, half the internet population understands but your regular ma & pa think they're talking about Dr Pepper.

Submitted by dabitch on 11. June 2011 - 11:59.
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Hehe, no it's more like that banned 7 up ad (which wasn't an ad for 7 up at all just to keep that clear.)

Submitted by Neo on 12. June 2011 - 13:03.
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You just made me check the urban dictionary for what "Seven Up" means.

I hate you.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the corner drinking whatever soda that doesn't mean something dirty.

Submitted by fairuse on 12. June 2011 - 14:07.
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Raises hand. Had to look up "Seven Up". Not what I thought.

This is the second new thing I learned today. Since this topic needs cleaned up, here is a product that should help, Jizzle from The Whitest Kids U'Know

You are welcome ;-)

Submitted by dabitch on 12. June 2011 - 23:33.
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Does Jizzle go with Spunk?

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Submitted by fairuse on 13. June 2011 - 16:18.
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Nope. The Jizzle is great (per the video) if Spunk gets all over the table (see: image in above post).

Submitted by dabitch on 13. June 2011 - 16:21.
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Heh. It's really no wonder this post is google-ad free flaggad as "pornographic content"

Submitted by AnonymousCoward - (not verified) on 13. June 2011 - 18:58.
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Brings back good memories of locums l<3cum http://adland.tv/content/i-love-cum

Submitted by PARAKRAM (not verified) on 15. June 2011 - 6:10.
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FAKE AND GAY!!!!

Submitted by Neo on 15. June 2011 - 10:54.
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I'm a Pepper Pervert!

Submitted by Des Plains Resident (not verified) on 15. June 2011 - 15:37.
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Did anyone bother to notice that DP stands for Des Plains. It's the name of some small mid western town. It has zilch to do with Dr. Pepper. you would know this if you actually clicked through the website. So you are all just a bunch of misinformed closet wankers. Me, I'm gonna go watch some porn. Hipster crap pieces.

Submitted by dabitch on 15. June 2011 - 19:36.
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Yes, we bothered, and yes we know (at least I do). I was just trying to direct some customers to the Des Plains T-shirt guys way, as everyone here was loving the Dr Pepper version.

Because the woman in the post is not wearing a Des Plaines shirt in Manhattan while giving out free Dr Pepper. She's a Dr Pepper girl, wearing a I Heart DP (as in Dr Pepper) shirt. But you didn't bother to notice the difference between the shirts, I see.

Submitted by AnonymousCoward (not verified) on 2. October 2011 - 9:42.
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I also enjoy Donkey Punching while Double Penetrating a Delicious Pastry.

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