"It's no secret we don't know what we're doing. Will you forgive us? Please? Please come back. Please? We don't want to sound desperate but we're sorry. Have we said we're sorry enough? I mean we spent a butt load of money on the Apple guy and he totally screwed up by essentially getting rid of sales, and forgoing our target in favor of the young folks and you totally hated that. So we fired him.
Arcana Academy created this nostalgic effort for Sealy mattresses. It's a nice reminder that we have such an emotional tie to where we sleep and have sex. Although there's not really much sexy time in this spot, it is certainly implied by the fact the couple has two kids.
Sometimes? Families run hot. Sometimes, families run cold. Okay, this metaphor really isn't working because how is a kid squeezing ketchup in his mouth cold? It's disgusting yes, but cold? Here's cold. Cold is leaving you out of the will, or holding a grudge for years. Anyway, I digress. Papa Murphy's. The pizza chain for families who can't get along most of the time unless they go to a chain where they pay someone to prepare but not bake a pizza for them..
Sometimes? families run cold. Sometimes? Families run cold. Sometimes, we also like to explain this using red and blue filters. And temperature gauges. Just in case the acting doesn't explain it. Wait where was I? Oh yeah. Papa Murphy's. The pizza chain for families who can't get along most of the time.
Sometimes, families run hot. Sometimes, families run cold. Sometimes families are dysfunctional. And the only thing that can bring them together is pizza someone else makes, but they bake at home. Papa Murphy's is really trying to reach an interesting demographic.
This is from WongDoodyCrandallWiener
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