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Ford: "Take the Mustang Pledge" 1967

"I will not..." vs "I will"

 

I WILL NOT...

 

I will not sell tickets to all the people who want to ride my '67 Mustang.

I will not keeå the neighbours up all night by playing my Mustang's stereo tape player.

I will not yawn when people talk about the performance of other cars.

I will not show off my Mustang's overhead console by turning on its map lights (at least, not in the daytime anyway).

I WILL...

I will tell the truth about my Mustang's low price and not let people think I paid extra for bucket seats, vinyl interior, plush carpeting and all those other no-cost extras.

 

I will spend the money I save with Mustang on a good cause... myself.

I will love, honor, and obey the Convenience Control Panel when its lights tell me to fasten seat belts and release the parking brake.

I will stick to my diet even though my Mustang's Tilt-Away steering wheel is so adjustable.

I will keep the "helpless female" look by shifting manually only when I'm driving alone. All other times I will let the SelectShift work automatically.

I will catch up on my diary...one of these days.

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