Turns out that there are actual laws, still, even when you are drinking White Claw. Despite their attitude-filled tagline, as comedy writer and Director Deanna Director discovered the hard way (pun intented) and tweeted about today.
But... But! Officer, that's not what the product's tagline implies, sir! Now all that remains is testing this in court. Deanna promises to bring this shirt. We should all show up in the same shirts, with a can of White Claw in either hand. Judge might have to join us. (As an aside, is it any good? I need to try this drink now, can White Claw hook us up?)