Easter stories: Madonna weeps. iPod saves soldiers life.

The Daily Mail reports on a weeping Madonna near Old Street roundabout in Shoreditch. Sure the tears are just green paint, and the Madonna is the pop-icon as depicted in ads for H&M and not another famous Madonna but hey, we had you going there for a sec didn't we?

The holy-cow great publicity department: iPod saves soldiers life, or so the flickr text says. It also says that an Apple engineer wants to replace the bulleted iPod with a shiny new one. I think we should make bulletproof vests out of iPods.

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